Hi

I'm Michael. Brian's little brother. I'm about 1 inch shorter than him now, so it's about time I introduce myself as Michael, that guy who goes to Virginia Tech, home of the AMAZING HOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I know you fear us. #2, #6, next year it will be #3, and you will bow down before me.

I just finished my Junior year here.......I really did *dean's list* pretty *3.65* well and I think I'm really helping my chances for a good law school. You know, so I can be the one good lawyer in this world. To be honest I don't plan on being a good lawyer, but rather a rock salesman in Palestine, I figure it won't be long until others catch on to the growing market of rock hurling consumers and set up shops, so I better get a move on.

I'm living at home now. This internet sure blows wild monkey balls. I'm still downloading this new movie off the internet, it's been going a while. Maybe you've heard of it. It's called E.T.

Anyway, this kinda blows, but it's only a 2-3 month time period to kill before I go back to Blacksburg.

Now I know why Brian sometimes rambles in his updates, it's easy to go off on a tangent. We Kort(e)'s are notorious for our tangents. It's fun, everyone should try it. Just start by thinking about something that really pisses you off. Here, let me try to get you started.

OJ.

GAS PRICES.

COWS THAT SAY NO.

oops.

forget that last one. it's hard living in Blacksburg ya know.

Okay I'm out.

I guess I'll never be president now.

-Michael